Quarter Life Crisis is Here! (In a Good Way)

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It always baffles me how the human mind works in certain situations. I’ve been talking about/promoting Quarter Life Crisis for so long now that it’s become something of a myth to me. Even though I can pull it up on my computer whenever I want and look through it (which I’ve told myself not to do anymore because if I find any mistakes I’m going to lose my shit), even though I just recently had a reading where I read a couple of chapters and sold a number of copies, even though I’ve seen the pre-order statistics laid out in front of me, it still seems like Quarter Life Crisis is just a figment of my imagination (which…I guess, technically…it is HAHA! Smh).

Anyways, it’s here. Quarter Life Crisis. Today. Right now. And I’m urging everybody to order it today so we can raise those first day sales stats, moving Quarter Life Crisis up the charts.

Head over to http://GetOverCollege.com for all the links to the various bookstores selling it and order one–eBook or print–then get to reading and let me know what you think by leaving a review on Barnes and Noble or Amazon or Goodreads or all of the above or some other site I may or may not have heard of. Just make sure to get involved in the discussion, throw some feedback my way. It’s the only way I can gauge the reaction of the general public when it comes to this novel, which is also one of the few ways I can see what I’m doing right and what I’m doing wrong when it comes to both writing and marketing.

Either way, I hope you all enjoy this thing I put roughly four years of my time into. It’s been a process, an arduous but fun one, and I’m glad you all are here with me at the apex of it all.

Thanks again. See you on the flip side.

-PAJr.

Quarter Life Crisis Book Launch

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First of all, I’d like to thank everybody who came out to the Quarter Life Crisis book launch on Friday.

Ended up being a really good time. Ate some food, read a couple of chapters from the novel, sold and signed about forty books. Overall a great way to begin the process of getting this thing out there. I’ve got pictures up right here, or just click on the photos tab in the menu bar above.

The book officially comes out on Tuesday, and in case you haven’t ordered your copy already, head on over to GetOverCollege.com/Preorder to get yours.

Thanks again to everybody who helped out and made this thing a success, and hope you guys enjoy.

-PAJr.

My Own Quarter Life Crisis

slumbering old manAt 30, I can’t very well claim to be having a quarter life crisis, unless I plan on living to 120 years old (a cool thought, but that sounds…just…exhausting).

I do, however, vividly remember my own quarter life crisis, mostly because it didn’t end too long ago. Also, (surprise surprise) it pretty much mirrored the crisis of Sean, one of the main characters in Quarter Life Crisis: A Novel.

What I remember most about it wasn’t the physical circumstances of the situation (though the image of me staring aimlessly at a computer screen covered in job prospects with my resume opened on another screen while I sat in my underwear in my old bedroom at my parents’ house drinking vodka not-so-discretely disguised in a Sprite bottle does sort of strike a chord).

It’s really the mental repercussions that come with being thrust into a world that claims to be doing everything for the kids, but never really defined its feelings for people who are still children at heart.

The indecision. Insecurity. Inability to make a move in any direction for fear that I would be setting myself up for a life filled with regrets.

What resulted was me coming to a standstill–for years actually–until about ten months ago when I just started…doing things. It’s like I woke up one morning, realized I was turning 30 soon, and that any decision I made would be better than doing nothing.

So I did whatever I felt like doing (hence quitting teaching at Miami Dade College to become a bartender…there’s a method to my madness, even if I’m making up the method as I go). And I’m still doing whatever I feel like doing. And so far it’s worked out for me, the ultimate representation of that Working-Out manifesting itself in the four year project that is Quarter Life Crisis, which will officially be released in less than three weeks (August 5th homies).

cerro_patacon_on_fireThe point is, I know a lot of people who are in a state of flux right now. Various things get thrown at us on a daily basis, shit that piles up over the years and turns into a mental landfill that you can’t do anything but stare at, marveling at its immensity while trying wholeheartedly not to have a panic attack at just the thought of trying to sift through all this crap.

I’ve found that the only way to deal with it is burn the whole fucking thing down, leaving only the raw core of your personality, your wants and needs. The you that is really you.

You know yourself better than anybody else can, and often our initial choices in life are the right ones. For us.

In other words, don’t stagnate. Nobody feels the pressure of their looming lives ahead of them like somebody in their mid-twenties, when the future can seem both wide open and restricted to a certain set of possibilities. The trick is to just do somethingAnything.

Its-Never-Too-Late-To-rewrite-your-story-picIn a sense, life choices aren’t that much different than the writing process. Revising something you wrote in a moment of inspiration is hard, because it’s the most blatant way of admitting to yourself that you can and will make mistakes. It’s also really hard to know if you’re rewriting your words in the way you originally meant them to be written, conveying the abstract thoughts in your head in the best, most concrete way possible.

The beauty, though, is that you can keep trying until you get it right.

Which is something you definitely can’t do if you never wrote anything in the first place.

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Hope your summer’s been good, and that the rest of your year will be awesome.

If you’re in the Miami area on Friday, August 1st, look me up. I’ll be having a release party for Quarter Life Crisis in the conference room of the Palmetto Golf Course on SW 152nd street and US-1 at 7:30pm.

Otherwise, pick up a copy of Quarter Life Crisis on Tuesday, August 5th.

Help me make this thing a success, and in turn I promise to keep trying to entertain you for the rest of my life (keyword: trying).

That’s the purpose I chose for myself, and I have no regrets. And neither should you.

Peace, love, and cheese pizza (yeah…it’s lunch time).

-PAJr.

Quarter Life Crisis Gear

Alright. First of all, it’s been a while. Hope everybody’s summer’s going good. If you live in South Florida, hope these summer storms haven’t drowned or electrocuted you yet (seriously, it’s been like a daily Armageddon out here).

Down to business:

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The above picture is a glimpse of the final results for the Quarter Life Crisis Bookreads giveaway that ended yesterday. Congrats to the people who won those ten autographed advanced copies of the book, and thanks to the 730 people who entered the contest (can’t really put my head around that, so I’ll just state the number and move on).

Appreciate the love, the interest, and hope the 720 awesome people who didn’t win a copy of the book will still pick one up on August 5th, read it and leave a review on whichever site they fancy (because apparently those are the types of things that matter in the publishing industry nowadays. Shrug.)

It’s gotten to a point in this wait for Quarter Life Crisis to release (August 5th!) where I’m actively trying not to think about the goddamn book, for a few reasons:

1) I feel like it’s all I’ve been talking about, and I still have a whole month and some days before the damn thing comes out, I’M BORED ALREADY!

2) thinking about Quarter Life Crisis and its release inevitably reminds me of the dozens of promotional things I still have to do before and after August 5th rolls around, which leads to normal reactions like hyperventilation and itchy skin and a desire to bash my head into a wall; and

3) I’m steadily chipping away at the next novel (working title: About That Life, working summary: a college adjunct professor and his ex-Marine best friend decide to fix their mounting financial issues by taking up a side job as thieves and end up robbing the biggest drug dealer in Miami…no it is not autobiographical) and it’s a lot easier to focus on my next project if I can get myself to stop thinking about the last one. Any suggestions on how to do that are welcome.

That said, some more news on the Quarter Life Crisis front: we’ve got shirts now!

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I mean, we’ve always had shirts…Quarter Life Crisis isn’t being published by people sitting bare chested at their computers (though I’m pretty sure it wouldn’t make a difference if they were).

Rather, we have Quarter Life Crisis shirts now, at the Quarter Life Crisis Gear store. Two designs, various styles/colors/sizes/etc., along with a slew of random items like buttons and phone cases and coffee mugs and other shit people tend to buy when buying’s as easy as clicking a few buttons.

So click the pic above, or the link right here to go to the store and start representing.

And, once again, BUY QUARTER LIFE CRISIS ON AUGUST 5TH! (or just click here to preorder it right now).

Peace, love, prosperity, and sanity.

-PAJr.

Everything Matters

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There’s really not much that can be said about this book that hasn’t  been said already in the seemingly million reviews it’s gotten. Yet I join the flock of fans when I say that this is probably one of the greatest pieces of literature I discovered while in grad school.

Imagine you were born with a voice in your head that told you things about people’s pasts and futures that nobody could/should ever know. And imagine if that same voice has been telling you since you were in the womb that the world is going to end in 30+ years when an asteroid slams into earth. Would be a very odd life.

That’s the premise in Ron Currie Jr.’s novel,  Everything Matters, in which the main character–Junior–is both blessed and cursed with the gift of semi-omniscience. But the novel itself is so much more than an apocalyptic tale. If you like action, romance, science fiction, philosophical implications, and some serious character development, check out Currie’s book.

And as usual, click here to preorder a copy of my novel Quarter Life Crisis, out August 5th.

Keep it classy peeps.

-PAJr.